YAAAAAAASS IN THE NEW PERFUME FILM SHE SAYS “LADY GAGA - EAU DE GAGA” LIKE SHE DID IN THE FAME COMMERCIAL.

So many bottoms… He /is/ cute though. *is my bottom showing?*

I don’t know, do you feel a cool breeze on your buttcheeks? ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED.

Me: *signs on to Skype to message people*

Me: *doesn’t message anyone*

Chris venera9 needs like a 3 foot dildo to beat off all the bottoms with.

gottocauterize; "Blueberry (kissessss)"

MY vagina LIPS THEY MISS HIS, OH YEAH.

ladyseashell; "Blueberry Cherry and there was no fruit for being glamorous as fuck so lets call that one pomegranate"

send me a fruit

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Mango - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

And now I’m having Judy Garland feels.

On another note I was making my mom listen to songs from Cheek to Cheek today and out of nowhere she goes “You know, she should really sing that one Judy Garland song….The Man That Got Away.” (this song)

And I died. 

Things I get messy over:

Anything from the Born This Way era

Venus

Professional footage of The Born This Way Ball featured in the ‘Who The F**ck is Arthur Fogel?’ documentary.